I was looking at the pen, on the magazine, lying on the tub
sill. And then I glanced down and saw
the pen sticking out of Neruda’s “Confieso que he Vivido,” and I thought that
someone else might look at the scene and think, “This is not normal.” Who has
piles of magazine, books, highlighters and pens, toiletside?
For all of my germophobe friends, let’s name the initial
grossness of it all. I know, disgusting. My scientist girlfriend has explained
how the molecules float when you flush the toilet (or some shit like that), and
therefore closes the lid every time she flushes, and kindly asked that I do the
same, when I peed at her house. And I’m
sure there are many other nasty tales that should discourage me from my toilet
towers of books. Meh. It’s not going to
change.
It started with my Dad.
When I was a little girl, he had books piled near the toilet. One of the things he had was a book about speed-reading. I was in 1st grade, and reading
that book on the toilet. How to speed
read. I think that took me far. Weeks ago, I was sitting on his toilet and
saw that he’s reading, “Little Big Man.”
For Christmas, I bought him Team of Rivals. It hasn’t made it toiletside, but I’m keeping
an eye out.
It just so happens that for the last 22 years, I’ve shared a
home with a very organized and clean man, who, if it weren’t for me, wouldn’t
be caught dead with any pile anywhere in his house, much less, by his
toilet. He has resigned himself though,
to my papers and books, everywhere, and has painfully accepted the insanity by
the toilet.
He was devastated when our two boys began putting their
books in the bathroom too. Not only was
it a challenge, in terms of stacking that shit in some semblance of order, but
also because he did the math and figured out it was going to triple the
madness. It started with baby board
books. Pablo would sit on the bath
sill and read to the boy on the toilet.
As my oldest got older, he started reading on the toilet, on his
own. Which has created another dilemma
of being in our one-bathroom home. We are now standing in line to use
the bathroom. “No reading in the
bathroom,” is what Pablo shouts after Camilo when he goes in, knowing full
well that he’ll have to bang on the door if he is serious about getting in.
Camilo has an obsession with astrophysics and origami. So, next to my teaching, poetry, fiction, history, magazines and Buddhist philosophy books, you will also find Stephen Hawking,
Stephen King, Robert Lang and young adult fiction. Our youngest, Ernesto, just ventured into
non-fiction, so next to “How do Dinosaurs Play with their Friends?” you will
also find, “Earthquakes and Volcanoes.”
I’m sorry, dear husband, that our children are now storing
their books and reading at the toilet.
Consider it a family tradition and their grandfather’s legacy? You can’t hold that against us, can you?
P.s. For those of you who are wondering who I am referring
to, when I speak of my father, I should say that we reunited after 22 years of
separation. But that my friends, is
another story.
p.s.s. Another post
will be about how I would rather be reading and writing, than cleaning my
house. If you happen to see more images of my home, don’t judge me. To the disappointment of many of my
home-design-minded friends and family, the potential of our beautiful home is
not being taken advantage of, and they are waiting for the moment when we’ll
give a rat’s ass. For now, all of the oak
in our home, the stained glass windows and our lovely garden, will just have to
continue to pine for our attention. Wa.
Wa.
Love the story of your reading room. I'm for anything that promotes reading but it's not my cup of "pee."
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